Friday, January 30

Creepy history on American President...


found this lam blog: http://belian-n-cengal.blogspot.com
Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with an "0" at the end.

1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
2000: George W. Bush ????????????

And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000. You might also be interested in this. Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1856.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


Creepy, huh?

Story of My Life...from my point of view: On Food Diary...

Story of My Life...from my point of view: On Food Diary...

Wednesday, January 28

date

ntah la..since last month dah mek 2 bingung mikir bila la tarikh yg sesuai ..huhu mok amik 2009, jatuh 1st raya.. sik kan nak nikah ari orang gago bejrah.. dapat sebenarnya..p maslahnya mek dua tok asal lain2 daerah.. ya sakit..... dhya.. 2nd choice, by madah nikah gantung jak.. amik tim ebday ney, haha.. ya molah lawak jak... ada kena moha org umah.. sik sabar2 nak belaki..hehe

marek... kuar gik date baru .. 0406, sik tau lah tarih ya cun sik.. takut kena gago ke konvo d itm shah alam..naya gik jadinya lak....

adeh.. pening plus bisa palak eh...

Monday, January 26

Thursday, January 22

ntahla....

berlalu dah sigek hari dengan seribu satu kenangan..ari2 ada kenangan... tghri tadi miss saba datang... mek 2 nas tgh lunch gik ya.. hehe dahya bla...bla..bla... kong kang kong kang.... alu ngekot mr andy g airport..... anta miss ya tek.. eh.. madam ya tek.. 

kak ngnta.. alu balit pustaka... pa tek mr andy sik mok ngular.. hehe.. p nak d jadikan kenangan dengannya.. kuar balit mek 3 dari pustaka ya.. g minum ABC sebelah perodua ya... hehe best la juak loya ngannya..... ala2 sealiran nak........

esok mek 2 plan nak kayo time lunch hour ya.... sik tau la ada orang pat dengan ka sik.. huhu mek dua tok kan manja cya...kui2...... mun kak ati maca.. jgan jeles...;p

Monday, January 19

tired

lately nang rasa alu kepak eh..sik tau pahal..maka kat opis bukan da polah pa2 pun mek 2..ngadap pc ja.. tadik u dapat call dari cdak curtin.. offer jadi admin assist. p partime smpy april.. harusla aku mok.. ne tau pat nambah belanja k ngeshope d KL time konvo la.. hehe u sik pat rilex la dah pas pratial tok.. terpaksa smbg d curtin gik.. p sikpa.. janji pat nambah experiece kerja.. ada bbrapa ari jak gik tinggal untk meneruskan latihan praktikal d pustaka miri ya..uhmm banyak kenangan cya..staff nya pun friendly and it one of the best working enviroment yg pernah aku lalui... lepas tok sik tau gik cne ala tuju setrusnya. hopefully akan mengikut plan mek 2 EE... mok buka bridal shop..hehe

k lah... kepa sa bdan dah.. perut pon rasa lapar jer ni..eh..kaka melaya indah..

Tuesday, January 6

LOVE QUOTES...

AKU KAN SUKA LAK BACA QUOTES..as i posted before.. here are some new funny quotes that make me laugh??? uhm...

* Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
* Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
* What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.
* If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me!!
* I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.

Monday, January 5

Antara Dua



last sunday went to paxen... going to the same phone shop where i make a reservation on E66..BUT........ the phone price was raise up til rm1300 wit 2gb.. the promising price is rm1240 wit 2gb mmc.. felt so dispointed.. huhu






but then, Nancy (the shopgirl) introduce me to a Sony Ericson phone.. have the same spec wit E66 and more cheaper.. but i'm still thinking on it.. the price for G705 is RM 1070 witg 2GB mmc. the same specifications but different model... i'm in dilema.. but EE like the Sony ericson more than E66... huu.. i dun know la which 1 to pick.... the girl said, "the choice is in your hand......"


This is the image of SE G705 and on the right is E66




Friday, January 2

bibik yang baik...

* Bil telefon sebuah keluarga naik melambung. Suami telah memanggil semua ahli keluarga untuk berbincang;

* Suami : Ini dah melampau. Gunakan telefon sesuka hati. Ayah tak gunakan telefon rumah, ayah gunakan telefon tempat ayah bekerja.
* Isteri : Saya pun sama juga, gunakan telefon tempat saya bekerja.
* Anak : Oh sori..saya gunakan SMS sahaja. Untuk panggilan saya gunakan telefon tempat saya bekerja juga.
* Maid @ Bibik : Jadi apa masalahnya? Semua orang gunakan telefon tempat bekerja. Sama juga dengan saya!!!….

p/s: hati-hati dengan bibik anda.....

BudAK pAnDai

Apa pandagan korang jom sama sama kita bincangkan topik tok ..kamek dpt pon dr member..critanya camtok..Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorangmuridnya (Abu).
Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : "Apasebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak sayamenduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya beradadi tempat yang sama juga!".Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. SementaraAbu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepadapengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu danjika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuanbaik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan padaAbu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.
Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?Abu: 36
Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSRdan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetuamemandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada didarjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan sayasendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?"..
Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianyaberbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa
Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembikdan melekit?
Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terusmenjawab.
Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secaraduduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?
Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendakmenahan si Abu terus menjawab.
Abu: Bersalaman
Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya,okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu
Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk sayaberdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.
Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.
Abu: Khemah
Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak, teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.P
engetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelasNescafe 3in1.
Abu: Cincin perkahwinan
Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh CikguMurni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.
Abu: Hidung
Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang danmasuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah
Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay
Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot ofheat and excitement?Abu: Firetruck
Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont getit you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork
Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some menthan on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wifeafter they are married?
Abu: Surname
Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots ofveins and loves pumping?
Abu: HeartPengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikanoleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya;jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".
P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetuayang mempunyai pemikiran kuning.....hehehe

NOKIA E66

ada sik nengok gambar tepon ya??? ya la target handphone aku maok this year.. mun ekot hati maok N97.. tp yalah nak.. Datuk S ya sik setuju.. lak sik ckp duit nak kawin.. hahahaha
pahal aku maok tepon tok??? coz skrin besar..ada 3.5G, ada wi-fi, bluetooth, ada infrared, ada expansion slot, n slim.... plus ringan.. beratnya hanya 121 gram jak..n harga pon berpatutan dengan specsnya..... selain ya.. fon tok wak complete macam N-series actually... just multimedia interfacenya lil bit d lainkan la.. ne leh sama alu nak.. lak banyak orang meli tepon tok.. coz N-series bnyk yang gedebak jak saiznya..so tepon tok bagus "dikit" lah....ada 2 kaler..itam n putih.. mun putih..lama2 pakey mesti jadi cam barang murah jak..dah itam tok oklah...

starting a new year..

1. Malam new year enjoyed tgk pirates of the caribeans trilogy kat star movies.. nang before tok never watch that movies.. if geng ajak bercita sal that movies, actually i just read the sinopsis.. haha tapi bua la muka ala2 pernah nangga tek nak.. maka baru jak berpeluang ngk bah.... n dari cita ya la i mula berminat menjadikan Kapten Jack Sparrow menjadi ikon hidup i this year.. haha
2. ari new year.. birthday kakak aku.. beli kek blueberry .. besar juak.. p yang besarnya duhal.. the fresh cream..nang pandey cina molah bisnes.. isinya sik besar ne.. krim jak yang lebih bah... krim brapa jak harganya nak...
3. dahya keja ku ari newyear is tido.. cos mlm new year melyan si jack ya tek nak.. smpy la ank buah ku nyuruh bgn..cdak ngembak g keday ..jalan2 cuci mata.... ya best ada ank buah sebaya umo....
4. malam ari nangga cita puaka niyang rapik.. dah sik takut da ngk cita ya... even sebnarnya aku tok penakut nauzubillah... p nang mena eh.. sik menakutkan langsung cita ya bah.... macam nampak lak d polah2.. sik macam yg kekasihku seru ya... yang nang tersusun jak jalan cita nya bah.....
5. dahya aku layan nimbuzz... chat ngn geng k fon jak.. malas nak muka laptop.. mun muka laptop nang tau akhir ku tido bah...
6. k lah.. awal pagi dah ngepak.. lak nyambung gik ....